A man is stopped in heavy traffic in Los Angeles and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. We’re not even moving."
Noticing a police officer walking down the highway between the cars, the man rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me, officer…what’s the holdup?"
"It’s O.J. Simpson," says the cop. "He’s all depressed. He’s lying down in the middle of the highway and threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire, because he doesn’t have $8.5 million dollars for the Goldmans. I’m walking around taking up a collection for him."
The man says, "A collection, huh? How much have you got so far?"
"So far…ten gallons."
2006-10-15 04:29:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
2006-10-15 04:30:44 · answer #1 · answered by Rusty Shackleford 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
10 gallons, no a 10 star joke
2006-10-15 11:44:09 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A lifetime without Love is of no account
Love is the Water of Life
Drink it down with heart and soul!
2006-10-15 11:41:04 · answer #3 · answered by raj the secret 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute joke...the topic is a little dated, but cute none the less.
Thanks for the 2 points!!
2006-10-15 11:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is a great joke! I haven`t laughed like that in a while.
2006-10-15 11:32:39 · answer #5 · answered by Hamish 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
Thanks for a good laugh.
2006-10-15 11:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Angela 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so fine
A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!
2006-10-15 13:02:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now that was a really good one. Thumbs up for you.
2006-10-15 12:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha thaz phunny. wow ten gallons?
2006-10-15 12:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by haloween_on_xmas 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad, but I dont know who the goldmans are though?
2006-10-15 12:34:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard that one before only it was the president...
2006-10-15 11:32:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋