Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
2006-10-15 04:26:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one
2006-10-15 12:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the time Holmes and Watson were sharing a bed. Watson woke to feel something wet trickling between his buttocks. Turning round he noticed, by the light of the lamp, that Holmes was poised behind him with a huge erection and squeezing the juice of half a lemon over his backside.
"What's that Holmes?" He asked, totally alarmed.
With an evil grin Holmes replied "A lemon entry, my dear Watson."
2006-10-15 04:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Carie Ann Arbor says 9 out of 10!
2006-10-15 04:28:40 · answer #3 · answered by who da wha? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now that one was real cute. A good chuckle.
2006-10-15 05:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one has been around for awhile but it is a good one
2006-10-15 04:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur joke was good
but i had heard it before
a man and a prostitute were having sex
the man's di_ck was in her mouth
she threatened---"give me 1000 bucks otherwise i wil bite it"
the man replied---"give me 5000 bucks otherwise i will pissss in ur mouth"
2006-10-15 05:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the old ones are the best!
2006-10-15 05:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha LOL - an oldie but goodie joke
2006-10-15 04:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one.
2006-10-15 05:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by haloween_on_xmas 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-15 06:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by May 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋