On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blond virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and,with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch.When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent." Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom did you LEND it, and for how long?"
2006-10-15 04:24:24 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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verry funny
2006-10-15 04:29:56 · answer #1 · answered by the star fairy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
2/5
2006-10-15 04:34:02 · answer #2 · answered by CowboyFrancis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1 to 10 its a -20
2006-10-15 04:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, that was not even bad funny. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being best, you get a 1.
2006-10-15 04:28:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm. it style of feels a splash compelled with that bit approximately how she painted a huge eye on the wall. and that i think of it could be greater desirable if the punch line become proctologist on condition that maximum men could be quite satisfied to work out what we've been given.
2016-10-19 10:40:25 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it played on the word lent but really are blondes that stupid?
2006-10-15 05:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
***1/2
2006-10-15 04:27:24 · answer #7 · answered by who da wha? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly.
2006-10-15 23:15:42 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uuuhhhh......well, not bad, it's original....catholics celebrate lent (just a technicality) i'd give it 6 out of 10
2006-10-15 04:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly.
2006-10-15 04:27:09 · answer #10 · answered by greenwillowtrie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
8/10..dear
2006-10-15 07:10:06 · answer #11 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋