how can i get out of going to work?

Answer 1

phone them and say your dead! but even if i did that, my employers would expect me to roll in in my box! i work for a large-ish supermarket who dont really care. you get a disiplinary for being ill.

Answer 2

OK this always works I used to use this when I was in the Navy to get a day off. go to a doctor and tell them you have the Hershey squirts tell them you have been up all night and cant stop the diarrhea. the doctor wont check and your work will not want you there after all you cant work and poo at the same time. work for me every time till I told to many people and about 15 of us all had diarrhea the day after the super bowl. ha ha

Answer 3

why would you wanna do or know that, work is what gets you what you want, what you need, yeah maybe not everything wright there and then, but in do it will, every day you work, is another day of getting something you want need, work is what gets you ahead in life, don't you want to be successful in life, or just a beggar in the streets, come on now get for real, my advice to you is to stop finding excuses not to go to work, because in the long run your only going to be kidding yourself, hope you make the wright decision, good luck, your going to need it if you continue on this way, oh by the way to answer your question, just quit and become a nobody.

Answer 4

Phone in and ask you boss if you should go to work or not. When he asks why - tell him your doctor said it's contagious - and ask what contagious means. He will tell you to stay at home. Then say - but the doctor said to get plenty of fresh air? He will then tell you to take the day off and go out. If you want all week off - tell him the doctor says it's most contagious on the 5th day.

Answer 5

Just out of interest...what has this got to do with singles and dating? lol

Anyway, if tyou are really wanting to skive off work so much then it might be time to look at whether you like the job anymore? You are not being fair on yourself or your company if you keep making excuses not to go in. x x

Answer 6

just go! I know work sucks but don't you have bills to pay? I never want to go either but I think of my children and the bills and then I get my butt up and get going. Also there is only 5 paydays till Christmas if you get paid bi-weekly.

Answer 7

either ring in sick, If u dont like the job look elsewhere, i dont like my job but i have not yet missed a day. A job is a job. more money u get the better, at least go in for half a day... go home, do that a few times, then ring in sick for a week.

Answer 8

you cant go thru life asking this question!. if ur not happy in ur job..u need to keep the job to keep the money coming in until u find a job wer UR happy! this isnt going to look good for a future reference is it? this may sound nasty but u make urself sound reali lazy askin that question. GET UP and get to work we all need to earn money, so dnt slack and go to work!! :)

Answer 9

Call in sick, or claim a false family emergency, or claim a false injury such as you strained your back while raking leaves or doing some other type of yard work.

Answer 10

Get another job, if you are in a job you enjoy it is not like working, lok at your interests and college courses and try something you will find more interesting and fullfilling.

Answer 11

call in sick... be prepared to tell what is wrong ... sore throat, cramps, throwing up etc

say you have car problems

if you are on thin ice at work and may get fired then go ahead and go in to work.