Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and asks the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-----grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do younsuppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?"
2006-10-15 04:07:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ah ahhahaah serve him right! i'll be careful with conversations on flight next time..
2006-10-15 04:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...That's the first "smart blonde joke" I've ever heard. Kudos to you for making me laugh.
2006-10-15 11:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by jealous of the moon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde WITH brains?
I must admit this is the best one I ever heard on blondes.
2006-10-15 11:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by quilm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yhis is one I must remember.
2006-10-15 11:24:43 · answer #4 · answered by Brian O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good way to turn down
2006-10-15 12:33:35 · answer #5 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, but what's the revenge?
2006-10-15 12:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by jThP 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice revenge eh
2006-10-15 11:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was a great one. Glad you put it up. Thumbs up for you. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-15 12:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
phunny. he doesnt know sh!t like literally?
2006-10-15 12:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by haloween_on_xmas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh I love it you go girlie
2006-10-15 11:16:35 · answer #10 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋