2006-10-15 03:46:17 · 10 answers · asked by goldwing833 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Recipe - Rocky Mountain Oysters
2 pounds fresh testicles
1 cup flour
1/4 cup cornmeal
1 cup red wine
salt
black pepper
garlic powder
Louisiana Hot Sauce
cooking oil
With a very sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each "oyster". Remove the skin. Set the "oysters" into a pan with enough salt water to cover them for one hour (this takes out some of the blood). Drain. Transfer "oysters" to large pot. Add enough water to float "oysters" and a generous tablespoon of vinegar. Parboil, drain, and rinse. Let cool and slice each "oyster" into 1/4" thick ovals. Sprinkle salt and pepper on both sides of sliced "oyster" to taste.
Mix flour, cornmeal and some garlic powder to taste in a bowl. Roll each "oyster" slice into this dry mixture. Dip into milk. Dip into dry mixture. Dip into wine quickly (you may repeat the procedure if a thicker crust is desired). Place each "oyster" into hot cooking oil.
Add hot sauce to cooking oil (to taste). Cook until golden brown or tender, and remove with a slotted spoon or wire strainer. (careful the longer they cook, the tougher they will become)
Drain on paper towels and serve.
2006-10-15 04:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by cuno's mom 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cuno's mom has it right. My variation is after the par boil, rinse, I soak the sliced Oysters in Buttermilk and hot sauce. Dip right from the Buttermilk into the dry mix then the skillet. Now get out there and stoke the BBQ pit for the rest of that hog, we're gettin hungry. (Hush Puppies anyone?)
2006-10-15 04:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by Steve G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wanna shave Big P's testicles with a dull blade and some ice water.
2016-03-18 09:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure they're unattached to the hog in question. Peel skin, stir-fry with some chopped parsley, have a fine Chianti.
2006-10-15 03:56:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In order to spare the Hog, bring him to the table and make him squat over the dipping sauce before licking clean.
2006-10-15 03:48:44 · answer #5 · answered by Cinderella 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hog Balls
2016-10-30 10:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to fix them? Well, if they're not working, better call your veterinarian. But... how would you know??? Hmmm????
2006-10-15 03:50:36 · answer #7 · answered by Sugar Pie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats like super gross
2006-10-15 03:53:05 · answer #8 · answered by cutiez 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
castrate em'.
2006-10-15 03:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are joking i hope.
2006-10-16 04:07:47 · answer #10 · answered by di05712 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋