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Theres a mutant gerbil in my backyard. $50 to whoever wants it!!!

2006-10-15 03:40:39 · 7 answers · asked by Jonathan W 1 in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

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I can see you now. Sitting in your lonely little room all by yourself, half eaten bags of Cheetos and potato chips strewn about. Cans of flat Dr.Pepper leaving rings on you computer desk. Masturbating every twenty minutes as you look at porn and wondering what it would be like to have sex with a real person. And then, just to piss off some total strangers, get on "Y A" and spew some halfa*sed gibberish. There is a whole world out there, Dork. Try going outside and learn something

2006-10-15 03:57:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Give the gerbil the $50 and hire him as a home security system.

2006-10-15 03:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by my brain hurts 5 · 0 0

meow? Meeeeeeeeooooooow! =^_^=

2016-05-22 03:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I think you answered your own question. Get an outdoor cat.

2006-10-15 03:43:01 · answer #4 · answered by Sugar Pie 7 · 0 0

OHh i do i do... purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrr

2006-10-15 03:43:03 · answer #5 · answered by cleo_alter_ego 2 · 0 0

i take $50.00 now
you did not give the money
were is the money?????

2006-10-15 07:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by Stan the man 7 · 0 0

how did it get out of your butt?

2006-10-15 06:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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