What are some (new) good ones. The classic jokes are also welcome.
2006-10-15 03:30:03 · 13 answers · asked by s t 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im blonde and love blonde jokes, I tell them all the time, A joke is just that..a joke, something to make people laugh. I have no problem with them. Why did the blonde have t.g.i.f. written on her sheets? Toes go in first..(old one)
2006-10-15 03:33:49 · answer #1 · answered by lesa b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a blonde a burnet and a redhead are rock climbing inside a volcanoe (no i dont know why). the burnet and redhead slip and fall into the lava. the blonde is holding a pick axe in one hand and the rope in the other. she lets go of the rope and waves goodbye to her friends...........................................................................
---another one---
a blonde a burnet and redhead are stranded in the desert.
the burnet says "alright we need to get help. we'll each take something for the trip. i'll take some food"
the red head says "i'll take some water."
they turn around to find the blonde unattaching the door of the broken down car.
"i'll bring the door" she said, "so that if we get hot, i can roll down the window."
---and one more---
a blond walks into a store to buy a tv.
"hello sir, id like to buy that tv."
"sorry m'am, but we dont sell tv's to blondes"
she comes in the next day with a red head wig on and asks the same question.
"sorry m'am, we dont sell tv's to blondes."
the blonde replies "how did you know i was a blonde?!"
the clerk replies "thats a tv, m'am."
---heres one thts not a blonde joke; is phunny---
a blonde woman walks into the barber shop. the barber says "what lovely hair you have!"
the woman replies "natural, natural" while rubbing her hand over her hair.
then a brunette comes in and the same thing happens.
then a woman with green hair comes in. the barber says "what interesting hair you have..."
the green haired woman rubs her hand up her nose, to her hair, and replies "natural, natural"
2006-10-15 05:56:56 · answer #2 · answered by haloween_on_xmas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde went into the barber and she had head phones on. She said"Can you cut my hair?" The guy said," Sure. Take off the head phones."She said,"no." She came in the next day with pink hair, but refused to take off the head phones. She did this with many hair colors, until a couple of wekks later she came back with blonde hair. Tired, the guy said,"Sure, sit down." SHe sat down and he took off the head phones.The blonde dropped to the floor dead. He picked up the head phones and all he could hear was "Breathe in, Breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out."
Ha ha
2006-10-15 03:55:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is blonde, I tell her blonde jokes all the time.
What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes? an interpreter
2006-10-15 04:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's jokes XD
2016-05-22 03:55:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those jokes suck. It is just making the world prejudice on blonds and i have a very intelligent blond friend.
2006-10-15 03:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by Lying from you 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not a joke more a comment.
watching something on tv with my mum,i say why is the blone always the ***** she says "havent you got a badge that says your blonde" not a joke but oh well
2006-10-15 03:32:30 · answer #7 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blondes ignore your type so don't worry.
2006-10-15 05:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes... don't worry, the Blondes won't get it anyway.
2006-10-15 03:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by Hobnobs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I CAN'T REMEMBER ANY , IT'S TO EARLY FOR ME TO THINK OF SOME, BUT I AM BLONDE AND I DON'T MIND IF PEOPLE TELL THEM AROUND ME.
2006-10-15 03:33:34 · answer #10 · answered by tinkerbell 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋