"Boy do I have my owner trained well. They feed/water/play with me when I want."
"Oh but for apposable thumbs. I would rule the world"
"Take me for a walk. Come on. I want to go now. NOW NOW"
"Take me for a ride in the car. Please. Please. I want to go. I want to go"
"Give me my milk."
"Scratch my a*s. Scratch my a*s. Harder. Harder"
"Rub my belly. Rub my belly"
"Put me down. PUT ME DOWN NOW"
"I want in your lap"
"That's my spot in the sun"
"Stop hogging all the blankets"
"Leave me alone. I am comfortable on the top of the covers in the middle of the bed"
"What are you laughing about now?"
"Laser pointer. I want to chase the red dot. Keep it out of my eyes. Why are you letting that dumb dog play with the red dot for? Send it my way"
"Catnip. Sweet Sweet Catnip Give me Give me GIVE IT TO ME NOW"
OK I'll admit. I have strange pets. 2 dogs/1 cat
2006-10-15 03:06:05
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answered by pj_gal 5
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Leave us alone. We need our space and freedom. Do not eat us as your food. Stop cutting all our forest. Stop using our skin to make your goods. What is the point of keeping us in a tiny cage for your own pleasure. Do not contaminate our seas and forest. Stop the cutting and burning of trees unnecessary. Do not use animals to do testing.
2006-10-15 09:52:37
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answered by Bright 6
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I feel that your question has been kept too vague. Pets that are well treated would of course praise their owners, whereas those which are mistreated would become bitter and complain. This would apply to any living being, especially children in today's world.
2006-10-15 10:33:27
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answered by Dennis J 4
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They would probably complain about how we're fu*king up the world and would probably rally for distributive justice so that they get the same perks we do. they would also probably pour out their resentments for being the ones responsible for filling our bellies. We probably shouldn't take it for granted that animals don't speak. with all that they see, there's bound to be a cacophony once that happens.
2006-10-15 09:51:11
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answered by Nadz U 2
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Meaaaaouuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh!!!
2006-10-15 10:05:15
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answered by Hector ® 6
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PRBABLY HOW GRTE ARE PRESDENT BUSH N MR TONY BLAIR TH PETS R FAR BRITER DAN D OWNERS
2006-10-15 09:41:58
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answered by fredi b 2
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they will crreate a society like bluecross and fight for us.
2006-10-15 09:38:53
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answered by cindrella 2
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I'M so glad they cant.... maybe they wouldn't be so loyal
2006-10-15 09:40:00
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answered by panda 6
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That they love us cause we feed them. ^_^
2006-10-15 09:45:34
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answered by songbird 6
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