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She's a miserable old cow, so it would give me so much satisfaction.
I haven't cracked one off for ages so I've got loads in the tank.
Shall I just say I added too much salt?

2006-10-15 02:05:44 · 17 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Family & Relationships Family

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Hang on a minute.... Is that why you made me wear a blindfold when I came round for oysters the other night? I was wondering why you got so out of breath...

2006-10-16 05:22:59 · answer #1 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 1 0

Jon C Must surely qualify!!

I'd go for a full wanks worth. Mix it into the mash with a knob of butter and a bit of milk.

arrrfff..

2006-10-15 09:27:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1 1

Just remember to stir it in. A clump on the top might give it away.

2006-10-15 09:08:33 · answer #3 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 0 0

Bout a tsp to be safe anymore than that may cause suspicion!

2006-10-15 09:07:48 · answer #4 · answered by gizmoweb666 3 · 0 0

Why not keep it for afters, apple pie with cream

2006-10-15 10:54:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yet another sicko on the planet.

2006-10-15 14:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by wozza.lad 5 · 0 0

oh by the sounds of it a good couple of wa*ks, how haliourious. might try it myself 1 day

2006-10-15 09:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

If you have anyleft can you send it to my inlaws plzzzzzz lol

2006-10-17 13:10:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I hope someone takes a sh*te in your curry someday you lowlife ar*ehole.

2006-10-15 09:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by Jon C 2 · 2 1

ooooooh yessssss haha.

2006-10-15 09:07:53 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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