I have recently learned my shoes have soles and was wondering if they will go to heaven. However my shoes have been involved in a few burglaries lately and also wondered if this willhave any affect if they do?
2006-10-15 01:26:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If they were Turd Burglary's they've got no chance, god doesn't like gay things!
2006-10-16 05:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if they repent of their sins and accept Jesus as their savior they may be okay. But as it says in the bible there could be 2 standing next to each other and suddenly only one would be left and the other one would have been taken into heaven. So you need to tell them both to straighten up and fly right.
2006-10-15 01:40:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You won't need your old shoes in Heaven, but if you want I suppose you could take them with you.
I Cr 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!
10-15-6
2006-10-15 01:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The police must be thankful to you for helping them to clear up some of their unsolved crimes . Is that them knocking at your door now ? there's Souls , soles and ar$eholes , what's in a word !
2006-10-15 02:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your shoes seem to have better odds of reaching heaven than you, if you keep approaching the subject this way.
(To answer your question, of course, shoes don't go to heaven.)
2006-10-15 15:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by todaywiserthanyesterday 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute question. my mate who does burglaries just throws his shoes into the next door neighbours garden and buys more. your shoes will be fine hope you aint trodden in no dog crap tho would you realy want them with you then
2006-10-15 01:35:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they were desert-wellies (sandals), they would get in heavn. But i reckon your shoes may suffocate in the evidence bag, and re-soled and placed back on earth.
2006-10-15 01:49:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn your English.
'Soul' and 'sole' may sound the same but do not mean the same.
Do you want a good dictionary?
2006-10-15 01:38:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the soles are no doubtably black, they going to hell lol. And i mean that as a metophor for the color black, I am not making a rascist comment. Sorry if it came out wrong.
2006-10-15 01:35:03 · answer #9 · answered by Adam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the tripe we are reading in here lately is anything to go by,then yes they will.
2006-10-15 01:34:48 · answer #10 · answered by NoLabel 11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋