Dirty johnny's parents get divorced. One night, late at night, he's walking to the bathroom, while he passes his mother's bedroom, and he see's her lying on her back, playin with herself, saying "i need a man! i need a man!" The next night, he walks past her bedroom again, and see's some guy doing her..
the next morning, his mom passes his bedroom, and sees Johnny lying on his back, playing with himself, saying "i need a new bike! i need a new bike!!"
2006-10-15 01:12:51 · 14 answers · asked by snafu1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad
2006-10-15 01:14:59 · answer #1 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go with or what.
How about Little Johnny's aunt had a new baby, although the baby was born with no ears.
It was time for Little Johnny and his mummy and daddy to visit. Johnny's mummy told him to be good and not mention the ears as it was a very sensitive subject. LittleJohnny listened and agreed.
So they went and saw the baby. Everybody was cooing over the baby. Johnny asked his Aunt, is the baby's eyesight good. His Aunt replied "Yes perfect Johnny"
Johnny replied "Thank god for that, because he would be f@#ked if he had to wear glasses"
TAXI!!! for Rich C
2006-10-15 08:17:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bit tasteless *samples again, swishes around, spits out* yep still tasteless - but somehow mildly amusing.
2006-10-15 08:16:15 · answer #3 · answered by Jack Wilson 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
Thank you buddy.
Take Care
:D
2006-10-15 08:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny....
2006-10-15 08:15:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its good but what that guy was to his mother
2006-10-15 09:03:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2006-10-15 09:35:33 · answer #7 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke man.
2006-10-15 08:15:23 · answer #8 · answered by Joe Cooker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-15 19:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah good one
2006-10-15 08:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋