WHY ARE WOMEN So COMPLICATED!!!?

Question

Little Billy locked himself in the bathroom. It had been quite a while so his dad got worried.

His dad said

'come out'
there was no answer.

'Billy WHAT THE HELL are you doing in there!?Come out NOW!''

again Billy did not answer.

'BILLY OPEN THE (F)UCKING DOOR AND TELL ME WHAT YOUR DOING BEFORE I BARGE MY WAY IN!

'I'm (f)ucking my sister' Billy replied

'Oh...ok, I thought you were smoking'

That had nothing to do with my question, it's just a nice little joke I'm giving you as a gift since you were kind enough to take the time to answer.

Answer 1

answer - because we can be

joke - still not funny

Answer 2

Maybe women are not so complicated, I know the sheep of this world say this, but one does not have to become one of them. These old clichées are really out of fashion. A women thinks differently granted, and a woman can be a much more valuable asset than a man in business, because they think in a different way to their counterparts! What's up machos, frightened of women having more success? This is the case mostly, personally, I prefer to work with women, not because of what most think, but I like to learn new things. Give a man and a woman the same problem, and monitor how they go about solving it..it is quite interesting.
But, I do agree, even though I am not a macho, women definitely have different logical paterns!

Answer 3

I've got to admire your persistance, you have now wasted 15 points in telling the worst joke ever made! I just called around some comedians including Lenny Henry, Cannon&Ball, Freddie Starr and Bobby Davro and even they would rather die a painful death than tell this joke, on the plus side, Les Dennis showed some interest before plunging to his death screaming "Even I could do better than....SPLAT" P.s.Russ Abbot is making a comeback, perhaps you could give him a call!!

Answer 4

Ya know what? Im gonna have a thousand woman screamin at their pc for this answer but im gonna write it anyway....
WOMEN ARE CONFUSING AND TREAT MEN LIKE **** BECAUSE.........WE CAN. i know that sounds bad but its the truth. We want too much, the perfect house, relationship, children, career. The problem with this is that its just not realistic. I think life must have been far simpler when we were happy with just being the little woman at home. SORRY ALL YOU FEMENISTS BUT ITS TRUE! BRING BACK THE 1950'S !!!!!

Answer 5

Were are not complicated. We are just different to men. We think differently and we all ways read instruction manuals before we put things together

Answer 6

Women are complicated because they're all mental. Good joke by the way.

Answer 7

You find women complicated because you're not one. Same goes with women finding men complicated.

And, by the way, your joke's so not funny.

Answer 8

lol, dude, and about grlz
Wünschen Sie Auf Einen Stern nicht, Greifen Sie nach Demjenigen!

Answer 9

I agree women are very very complicated, that's partly what keeps us loving them.

Any women that says she's not complicated is in denial.


The joke, hmm quite a bit cringeworthy !

Answer 10

Women are not complicated but they damn well are contradictory and that's where the confusion lies. As to why are they like that, well because they can!!!! Hope this helps!!

Answer 11

They're so not complicated. You can seperate it out to chocolate, shoes, figure size, shopping, money, and gossip, how complicated is that?
We only think their complicated because we want to add sex to that list...