2006-10-14 22:38:19 · 15 answers · asked by Bill L 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heheheheheehe ..here's one for ya!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
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>Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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>I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
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>Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
>Government.
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>We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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>The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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>And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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>Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
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>So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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>Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
>check on him.
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>He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
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>So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother
asleep.?
>Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
>locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the
nanny.
>He gives up and goes back to bed.
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>The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I
>understand the concept of politics now. "
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>The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
>politics is all about."
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>The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class
>while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and
the
>Future is in deep ****."
2006-10-15 01:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, it cured him of course when the Parrots eat em all.
(paracetamol)
2006-10-15 07:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L.O.L. Good pun!
Here's a couple for you:
Q)Why can you never starve in the desert?
A) Because of the sand which is there.
Q) Why is a fish shop always full?
A) Because the fish fillet!
2006-10-19 18:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by Phil P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Said "Not to Night Jane" I have a headache
2006-10-19 11:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah paracetamol
2006-10-15 05:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The feeble sense of humour of some of these people is beyond belief!
2006-10-19 13:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by artleyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he must have eaten the parrot ot taken some parrotcetemol.!!!
2006-10-15 05:41:54 · answer #7 · answered by amber_xx66 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
he could have taken a leaf out of your book he could have drained the bottom of the barrel bill but im with ya the oldies but goodies eh(the man not his jokes hehehe)
2006-10-19 08:43:10 · answer #8 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He had some Parrotcetamol!!
Good Joke!
2006-10-15 14:48:20 · answer #9 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
havent heard that for years, still made me smile though, the old ones are always the best
2006-10-15 05:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by trouble 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋