Every woman ive gone out with says ive got a head like a bucket of smashed crabs & one even said i looked like a dropped meat pie.please ladies what can i do im in serious need of some rumpy pumpy
2006-10-14 22:05:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
What the hell do they mean by bucket of smashed crabs, and dropped meat pie, meat pie is good just as long as you follow the 10 second rule, any chick I piss of usually uses much simpler words like, jackass, drunk, asshole, moron, and redneck and by rumpy pumpy do you mean she's rumpy, or she likes her rump pumped?
Get a Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jacket chicks love Dale Jr. even if most of them don' even know what NASCAR is, them ladies will wanna ride the beer king's race car and by the time they're done it'll be red
2006-10-14 22:16:03 · answer #1 · answered by Clayton B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh!
Take a look in the mirror. Are you happy with what you see? Are you comfortable, and secure with the person looking back at you?
If you are then forget these so called women, and their petty little comments.
As for what you are looking for....There is a market out there for ever possible need to mankind. So think about what you are wanting/needing.
Take your time for the right woman if you are looking for a relationship.
If you are looking for the MEAT MARKET you need to look somewhere else. Sounds like the women you have met are exactly into the supply and demand field.
2006-10-15 05:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by LucyLinnae M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gather all ur buddies. Esp girls. Get ready some cash as u need a extreme makeover. Trust me the 1st impression counts and some investment will be needed.
2006-10-15 05:08:10 · answer #3 · answered by Sob Sob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, your self esteem is based on what others think. Be you, the women you met will be true
2006-10-15 05:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a nice hair cut.
Sign up for Yahoo Personals.
Be patient and nice. don't rush any rumpypumpy
2006-10-15 05:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by clcalifornia 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All you need is love. Love is the answer....
Damn it is contaigous.
Well, the answer really is money, if you have enough money women don't care what you are like.
2006-10-15 05:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by S h ä r k G û m b ò 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
live in learn my friend we all get that from women at first till we begin to understand them
on a side note we will never fully understand them so dont try
2006-10-15 05:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by xdfsddfgdfgdfg d 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get plastic surgery.
2006-10-15 05:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well u gotta hav more self esteem!
2006-10-15 05:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by ~electra~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so are you saying you're fugly and wanna get laid????...
your mom
2006-10-15 05:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by ArmyGirlfriend 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋