2006-10-14 22:02:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
nurse lifted the coverlid and had a look under it :how you feel today with that "thing"?
P:I feel it cure,i am happy that i can do it again
N:I am the happiest,cause tonight,i am the only alternate-nurse in the genitals surgey department....
2006-10-15 05:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nurse - Okay, you've got about an hour of IV left, let me know before it runs dry.
Me: Okay.
Actual conversation between myself and a nurse.
2006-10-15 05:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you want to ask the doctor or the nurse who knows whats going on! ( I'm A Nurse)
2006-10-15 05:12:59 · answer #3 · answered by Magica! Star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first conversation I can remember after waking in the ICU after a three day coma. I had a head injury and had no idea where I was.
Me: I have to go pee.
Nurse: Okay, just go.
M: But I can't....I have all these tubes in me. I really have to go!
N: Just go, it's okay.
M: But I can't! I'm all hooked up with these things. I have to go (tries to pull catheter from penis).
N: I leave that alone if I was you--when I put it in you were unconscious, you don't want me to put it back in when you're awake!
M: But I can't go with this thing in me!
N: That's what it's there for!! Just let it go.
M: Where am I?
N: You're in the hospital.
M: Oh. I have to pee now, really bad!
N: Well, just GO!
M: I can't...there's a tube in my dick. Could you take it out so I can go?
N: JUST GO! It's a catheter...you just pee into it.
M: But I can't! There's this tube......
2006-10-15 05:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by Atticus Flinch 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nurse: OK we're going to induce labour now. I'll put this needle in your arm to start an IV. It will feel really uncomfortable until the contractions start, and then you won't really notice it anymore.
Me: OK. Ow!
Nurse: There, that's good!
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
2006-10-15 10:00:27 · answer #5 · answered by Goddess of Grammar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Mr Smith! Mr Smith" bends over patient and begins to administer CPR, "Mr Smith" patient moves, "Arguuug" coughs weakly and say's "What the hell was in that coffee? It could have killed me!!!!!!"
2006-10-15 05:10:40 · answer #6 · answered by wheeliebin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nurse: Mr. Jones, this won't hurt a bit, (holding a sharp needle)
Mr. Jones: I don't believe you.
2006-10-15 06:18:50 · answer #7 · answered by Annmaree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, your genitals don't need another sponge bath this morning.
2006-10-15 05:10:44 · answer #8 · answered by Grist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me- have you had your bowels open today?
Patient- yes.
2006-10-15 05:05:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is your head heavy, no, i just fell asleep - it felt so good.
2006-10-15 17:50:20 · answer #10 · answered by Peaches 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋