2006-10-14 21:05:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
FYI:The fat buddha is a chinese rendition of a particular buddha-being , but not the original guatama buddha who was actually very trim.
2006-10-14 21:12:50 · update #1
Jesus: I cannot face him alone. We must get the help of all the super best friends. Buddha. Buddha, come in!
Buddha: [on a little screen on Jesus' unique watch] This is Buddha, Jesus. Go ahead.
Jesus: Buddha, we may have a problem. I've just encountered a magic I've never seen before.
Buddha: I'll call everyone together. Come as fast as you can.
Stan: So you mean to tell me that even though people fight and argue over different religions, you guys are all actually friends?
Mohammed: More than friends, young boy, we are super best friends, with the desire to fight for justice.
Joseph Smith: We all believe in the power of good over evil. Except for Buddha, of course, who doesn't believe in evil.
2006-10-14 22:52:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buddha: Hey man.
Jesus: Yo, what's up?
Buddha: Not too much. You been hanging around here long?
Jesus: Yeah, a bit. My dad said he'd pick me up, but I've been here for a while and I'm starting to get cross.
Buddha: Aww, that's too bad.
Jesus: Where are you off to?
Buddha: I was just heading home to watch The Dharma and Greg.
Jesus: Sounds good.
Buddha: So I know you've been kinda dragging lately. The future looking better for you?
Jesus: Eh, it'll have its ups and downs.
2006-10-15 04:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Phil 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
gautama buddha was only thin for a period.... he was overweight for a time and very thin for a time..... this was as a result of his searching and eventually finding the middle path
2006-10-15 04:14:30 · answer #3 · answered by Submission 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus: You need to loose some weight
Budda: Help me
2006-10-15 04:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by Chocolate_Bunny 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus: "Wow, you are even fatter than in your statues"
Buddha: "Eat a sandwhich you skinny freak"
2006-10-15 04:07:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus : Hi
Buddha : Ok
2006-10-15 04:10:23 · answer #6 · answered by PunkGreen1829 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He will give him a fish.
2006-10-15 04:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋