When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady
sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out.
I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home.
He makes love to me every morning and then gets up
and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.
I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine
and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!"
2006-10-14 18:49:57 · 10 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great Joke. very funny. thanks for the smile I really needed it
2006-10-14 18:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before, but I heard it was a male. I still laughed again.She should have had a cell phone with a home number programmed in.Why was she going out anyway?
2006-10-15 01:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...one good thing about ulzheimers is that you have sex 8 times a night because you keep on forgetting you have done it already.
2006-10-15 01:57:24 · answer #3 · answered by Featherman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny! Good laugh.
2006-10-15 01:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by sunday girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid old lady. Still funny.
2006-10-15 02:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is really funny
2006-10-15 01:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Splendid !
2006-10-15 11:07:46 · answer #7 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very cute , so glad to be lol insed of cryin
2006-10-15 02:00:54 · answer #8 · answered by reseda1420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where does she live? LMAO
2006-10-15 01:56:42 · answer #9 · answered by Pickels 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor old lady........hahahaha........how could she have forgotten?.....a good joke......
2006-10-15 01:53:55 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋