1. you can get chocolate
2. you can share chocolate with a group of friends without being considered obscene
3. chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
4. you can have chocolate in front of your parents
5. if you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate wont mind
6. two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names
7. the word 'commitment' doesn’t scare off chocolate
8. you can have chocolate in your office without upsetting your colleagues
9. chocolate is just as attractive when you are sober
10. a big piece of chocolate is of course better, but even a small piece satisfies
2006-10-14 18:49:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. It's easier to get *** stains out of the sheets.
2.Sex doesn't make you fat.
3. If you decide it's no good you can tak it back where you got it.
4. People write songs about sex.
5. People write books about different types of sex and how to make it better.
6. Sex gets discussion boards dedicated to it.
7. No one is allergic to sex.
8. Selling sex generates a bigger profit.
9.
10. Dogs can't have chocolate.
2006-10-14 19:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy. Sex tastes better than chocolate!
2006-10-15 02:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sex is more like chicken... they are both finger lickin' good.
sex has never caused acne
but there would be a lot less trouble in Washington, if our elected officials just wanted chocolate.
2006-10-15 03:19:35 · answer #3 · answered by marvs36 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
11. Chocolate doesn't call you a bastard for looking at another chocolate bar
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2006-10-15 03:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am beginning too think that you are a real egyptain because these jokes must be written on the pyramids.......
2006-10-15 01:54:45 · answer #5 · answered by Kermanzo 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
choclate rules!!!!!!!!
2006-10-15 02:08:07 · answer #6 · answered by Nevermore 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋