One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've being complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your... ah, physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advise to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring...So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first...So, just remember... it's our secret... Woman-to-woman!"
2006-10-14 18:10:56 · 9 answers · asked by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow!!! I luv it....probably true too Lena needs to go somewhere and cry about it....=)
2006-10-14 18:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by ms_ricanluv88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you believe in genetics and evolution and such, this story has a nice
parallel - the body basically would grow from embryo to full grown woman
if the Y chromosome didn't exist. That is, the "default" condition for
the human being is female.
The Y chromosome is responsible for altering various parts of the
fetal physiology to the male form including most importantly testosterone.
Interestingly, the chromosome itself seems to be losing genes steadily
over thousands of years and may well be gone completely in as soon
as 150000 years.
Who knows if there will still be human beings then, but that's another issue.
For a good time, check out "Are Men Really Necessary?" by Maureen Dowd.
2006-10-14 18:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by Elana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was reading this book the other day"what did paul reaaly say about women"good book i suggest it....anyway the authour made a roundabout comment like..why did the snake confront the woman first...it was she that had to be lured,convinced,,etc..and all she had to do was give it to the man...in other words it wasn't the man the serphent was worried about it was the smarter of the two.....
2006-10-14 18:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by lotusdell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should post this in the religion and spirituality section. i would just love to see the comments.
2006-10-14 18:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is the best version, and probably the truest.
2006-10-14 18:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by green_angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful - Enjoyed it!!! Thank You
2006-10-14 18:13:04 · answer #6 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear, i heard it as, let him think he CAME first as in all senses of the world ♥
2006-10-14 18:16:04 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha........hilarious........I didn't know that the God was a woman.....hahaha..........
2006-10-14 18:50:14 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm sorry. but i hate it. it's assulting. god damn you.
2006-10-14 18:26:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋