The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his a$s, grabbed the 80 bucks, and w
2006-10-14 18:01:10 · 14 answers · asked by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
and went home did i do the right thing
2006-10-14 18:01:30 · update #1
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))))))))))))))))) This is hilarious!)))))
This is the most hysterical thing I have ever seen on here!))))
you did the right thing/ From all of them, you were the only one who is smart.
2006-10-14 18:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by OC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate when that happens, it's like that at our office meetings on wednesdays gees.
Im sure the guy could of had a Debt-card swiper hidden on him swipe and punch in the amount of what you wanted to pay him, and then you could go cancel payment later heee hee
2006-10-14 18:04:45 · answer #2 · answered by Juleette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I wouldn't say that was the RIGHT thing to do. I mean, he probably felt insulted that you stole the money he had "worked" so hard for, however funny it is.
2006-10-14 18:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by iambic_chatterbox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!! What a good idea! good on you! you shouldnt have to give in just because your friends did! Well done!
2006-10-14 18:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by Jess B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This put a smile on my face.... you absolutely did the right thing!
2006-10-14 18:04:20 · answer #5 · answered by ru.barbie2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THAT IS FUNNY AND HELL THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. HELL YO GIRLFRIENDS WERE PROBABLY DRUNK AS HELL AND WOULD HAVE PISSED IN THE MORNING. U SLIDING THE ATM IN HIS A22 IS FUNNY AS HELL
2006-10-14 18:06:07 · answer #6 · answered by SEXXYDARKCHOCO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good move. Hopefully there was no service fee.....
2006-10-14 18:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by tigerfish313 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....good one
2006-10-14 18:03:01 · answer #8 · answered by Lori1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Funny, good job,
2006-10-14 18:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke, - ha ha !!
2006-10-14 18:03:06 · answer #10 · answered by MK6 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋