I told my girlfriend about a great money making idea I had (its called "The Pocket Toilet") and she laughed so hard at me that her false teeth flew out and hit me in my left eye. I called my attorny and he said I would be well within my rights to sue her for assault, but I think he was drunk at the time.
Also my dog took her teeth and choked on them I dont know if he is dead but there is a funny smell under my house.
2006-10-14 17:45:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL THAT IS ONE HECK OF A FUNNY STORY!!! Where'd you pick up such a weird chick?
2006-10-14 17:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by N/a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dump her listen at the name of your money making idea if you cant be yourself with the one you love where can you be yourself sounds like she need some teeth that fit and if the dog got them he can keep them i would be buying new set teeth and i hope your dog not dead maybe its raw sewage you smell check it out. dont dump your girl, because she just being herself your pride was hurt when she laugh at you we dont expect our love ones to laugh at us no matter how stupid it sound so dont be so hard on her calling your attorney was a bit much dont you think.
2006-10-15 00:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by annjilena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
Then stay away from her.
In glarmore magazine for novembers issue there is an article on cheaters, they always go back to cheating, not good and it's sounds.
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2006-10-15 00:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by Juleette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U should sue her because if u do that will definately make the front page, how stupid r u!? That is the funniest / stupidest thing I have ever heard, what did u do wake up and hit u're head or did u foreget to take u're medicin? O well thanks for the points, but mainly thanks for the laughs!
2006-10-15 01:15:59 · answer #4 · answered by Jinxed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wake up and smell the coffee!!! take a shower and take care of all the important things first. but before you do that, take a 'me day' sleep in, eat anything you want, watch tv all day, dont talk on the phone unless ur ordering pizza or something. then after that day, clean up. wash ur clothes, check up on ur dog, and do things that you didnt have time to to b4.
2006-10-15 00:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by culbeebabyx3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y were u dating a gurl with false teeth in the first place???
wutever
uhm, yeah thats wierd
2006-10-15 00:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by sas94yo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
woah,
if it did damage to your eye then yes you should sue her and if it did kill your dog thats really sad
dump her
she should appriciate your idea
but also you should have told her at a time when she was not drunk
2006-10-15 00:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by iloveyou 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a very complicated situation, I suggest you hire a team of male prostitutes, dress them up nicely and use them as a crack-pot legal team and get all the money you can from her
2006-10-15 00:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by Dmsask 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just wake up. I think u are having a bad dream.
2006-10-15 00:49:40 · answer #9 · answered by observer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is great and I work in a dental office dog's don't die from eating dentures
2006-10-15 00:48:30 · answer #10 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋