i really want to know....how much wood,would a woodchuck chuck , if a woodchuck could chuck wood....
2006-10-14 17:18:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck can chuck.
remove from where?
2006-10-14 17:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by PinakaFaltizan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sir, I happen to be a woodchuck, and I must tell you this question is MIGHTY offensive to my people... I'm tired of you "people" always stereotyping us woodies! All woodchucks do not chuck wood! You just wait until i tell my woodchuck support group about this, and after that, I'm going straight to Rev. Woody Woodson and the entire Rainbow Tree Branch Coalition!
2006-10-14 18:05:25 · answer #2 · answered by mutant_enemy_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck all the wood
2006-10-14 17:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by green 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with mutant en. We woodchucks, chuck as much wood as we can. Leave us alone. It's what we do. Let me chuck my wood. Given the chance, I'm sure someone would suck...(whoops) chuck your wood too!
2006-10-14 20:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is demeaning to woodchucks. Just because of their name, people assume they always enjoy chucking wood.
2006-10-14 17:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by Math geek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz woodchucks have been put on the terrorist list because of their woodchucking activity. .......and now, all of you are suspects by association for being linked to wookchuck activity
2006-10-14 17:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by center of the universe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because its offensive to the woodchuck population?
2006-10-14 17:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by JoAnne H 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the woodchuck are very mad right now so be afraid
2006-10-14 17:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because someone didn't have a date on Friday night...or the Friday night for the last 520 weeks.
2006-10-14 17:31:00 · answer #9 · answered by manabovetime 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just because it was repeated thousand times....
2006-10-14 17:43:30 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋