It came to me in an e-mail but I can't find my copy. Thanks.
2006-10-14 16:36:01 · 4 answers · asked by -Tequila17 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks guys, I'm still laughing, these are hilairious. Peace.
2006-10-14 17:16:10 · update #1
http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml
2006-10-14 16:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by missourim43 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
* Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
* Witness: "I only have one, you know."
* Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
* Witness: "By death."
* Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
* Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
* Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
* Witness: "July 15th."
* Lawyer: "What year?"
* Witness: "Every year."
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2006-10-14 23:42:33 · answer #2 · answered by Ahab 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it this one?
http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/919/
2006-10-14 23:47:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-14 23:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋