why not?
2006-10-14 16:14:21 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I don't know why, but the question is funny as heck...at least the wording is...
2006-10-14 16:17:01 · answer #1 · answered by rastapharri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi there,
do you think by measuring it and it turns out to be bigger than average or huge or whatever you will have bragging rights with the girls and whoever else,,,,
or measure your hand and a couple inches up your arm ( put little makes on the points to signify the inch placement and arouse him and stick your hand beside it then tell him..
lol
2006-10-14 23:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by Adrian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe because it isn't big enough and he is ashamed of it. Why not catch him asleep and rub it a little and then measure it. Sounds like a fun thing to do HUH???
2006-10-14 23:18:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One thing men hate most is laughter at the mighty sword.
And being compared to another mans mighty sword.
He has measured it but don't expect him to let you measure it.
2006-10-14 23:22:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What brand does he prefer? Oscar Mayer, Nathan's Famous? Just go buy a pack. That way you can measure one just like his.
2006-10-14 23:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by Twinkle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to do that? That would be my question if you're my g/f. Are you going to compare it with someone else"s? If you are, I would be interested to know whose.
Or do you want to know whether it is good enough for you? For your information, its not the size that counts!
2006-10-14 23:29:54 · answer #6 · answered by G.T. L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you organially ordered a large and he is giving you a small daily and hopes you wont ask for your investment back...lol....Buyer be aware"
2006-10-14 23:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you are essentially "judging" him by literally measuring his manhood. Imagine how you would feel if he measured your chest & body-fat content.
2006-10-14 23:18:49 · answer #8 · answered by MH 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe hes hung like a tic tac and just ashamed of the size of it
2006-10-14 23:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by someone_you_wish_you_knew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to fit all of it in your mouth then measure your mouth.
2006-10-14 23:19:35 · answer #10 · answered by apup76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you're not supposed to play with food. Or maybe he thinks that you will think different of him after measuring his cocktail weenie
2006-10-14 23:18:02 · answer #11 · answered by Mike Honcho 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋