Anyone got any yo momma jokes? just funny ones. trying to gain an edge on my friends. keep em dirty. lol! thanks!
2006-10-14 14:48:15 · 12 answers · asked by joncabot a 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so short when ever she goes into town she holds a sign up that says don't spit I can't swim.
Yo mamas like a shotgun 3 cocks and shes loaded
2006-10-14 16:21:35 · answer #1 · answered by ADS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
2006-10-14 21:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by dexmlz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YO MAMA SO STUPID...
she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
she invented a silent car alarm.
2006-10-14 22:02:31 · answer #3 · answered by MadHatter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas' so fat,she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat,you can swim in her bra.
Yo mama's so ugly,she has a prescription mirror.
2006-10-14 22:05:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she walks past you you miss 5 mins of your tv program.
2006-10-14 21:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by maddietheodd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so hairy when she showers its like Gorrilas in the Mist
2006-10-15 00:25:09 · answer #6 · answered by JoAnne H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is dumb but its kinda funny
yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow all of the skittles fell out
2006-10-14 23:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by ~American Eagle Chick~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Yo mama is so easy that when goe to sit on a bar stool her butt lands on the floor."
2006-10-14 23:05:43 · answer #8 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the classic:
yo mommas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and a skittled popped out
(its my favorite)
2006-10-14 22:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im rubber, your glue, and your moms just a ho!
Your moms so ugly she was walking down the street and got picked up for littering!
2006-10-14 21:51:13 · answer #10 · answered by 96' Subaru Impreza L 2.2l 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋