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I asked this girl to give me a lap dance. I offered her $500. She had to growl like a pirate, break my beer bottle, and plunge it in my eye. Would you do it? Why wouldn't she do it? Is there something wrong with me?

2006-10-14 14:15:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

10 answers

Are you saying she plunged the beer bottle in your eye or that's what you wanted her to do while giving the lap dance?
I would be happy to stick all kinds of sharp objects in your eyes but I refuse to growl like a pirate. And yes there is something wrong with you.

2006-10-18 00:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sh!t I would, give you $500 and let you growl, break, plunge anything in my eye. to give you a lap dance

2006-10-14 21:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by big gurls 2 · 0 0

gosh you had a bad day .why would you pay 500 for a lap dance ????get a partner you care for Im sure it will be free .good luck .

2006-10-14 21:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Holly 5 · 0 0

Were you in a strip club when you offered this girl money? If not she may of been insulted and thought you were being a jerk and implying that she was easy.

2006-10-14 21:21:14 · answer #4 · answered by eeyore_0816 4 · 0 0

...because she was a pirate? Argh matey

2006-10-14 21:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0 0

I would have done it as long as that was all you wanted and if it was only bra and panties.

2006-10-14 21:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Here piggy, piggy!

2006-10-14 21:17:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes....there's something wrong with you.

2006-10-14 21:18:07 · answer #8 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0 0

wont reach out...
you have a tiny dick

2006-10-14 21:18:08 · answer #9 · answered by MaSTeR 3 · 0 0

i guess or maybe she bipolar

2006-10-14 21:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by ya girl 4 · 0 0

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