A little Christian humor for a change
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They mouse.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
"JESUS SAVES."
2006-10-14 13:28:16 · 22 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is a good joke. Mind if I use it in my sermon tomorrow.
Signed,
The Old Time Preacher.
2006-10-14 13:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by oltmprch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell".
I am not a christian and still found this incredibly hilarious. LOL
2006-10-14 13:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by Mitchell B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny. I did hear that before, but it is still good and with a lesson to learn.
2006-10-14 14:22:30 · answer #3 · answered by morris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not undesirable in any respect:) Jesus became strolling around in heaven checking that each little thing became going easily.he became close to the gates whilst he sees and old guy chatting with peter. "my call is Joseph" the guy says. " i became a properly widely used wood worker, then my son left me and grew to alter into international properly widely used!" Jesus appeared at him and pronounced " DAD!" Joseph appeared at him and in finished amazement he pronounced "Pinocchio!"
2016-10-16 05:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Image = a 20-side die rolling...
"Jesus saves, and takes half damage."
2006-10-14 13:50:42 · answer #5 · answered by raxivar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kudos!
2006-10-14 13:34:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cute. Never heard it before.
2006-10-14 13:33:06 · answer #7 · answered by moviesmiss1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious.And goes to prove indeed Jesus is better.Way to go....
2006-10-14 13:32:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny....loved that joke. It's a must share..thnx
2006-10-14 13:31:14 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Thang 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is funny. I've heard this before.
2006-10-14 13:30:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋