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I have long contended there are male jokes and there are female
jokes.
Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in
the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who
will love it...
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)


Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00, on one condition." (There are always conditions.)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."(Controlling, huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed (a real
pressing press into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully
said..."Clean my house."

2006-10-14 13:21:44 · 22 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

hahahahaha.......

OMG! OMG! OMG! i sooo love it! Its soo original...

perfect 10! = )

2006-10-15 01:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Insha'allah marhaban ahlan wa sahlan ya shahr al-fawzi wa al-falah marhaban ahlan wa sahlan ya shahr al-wasli wa al-wisal marhaban ahlan wa sahlan ya shahr al-qur'an marhaban ahlan wa sahlan ya shahr al-munajati wa al-tasbih

2016-10-16 05:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I love it wish I could find someone to clean my house.

2006-10-14 13:26:48 · answer #3 · answered by liza 4 · 0 0

i like dat 1

2006-10-14 13:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by sexy gurl 2 · 0 0

I have heard this joke both ways.....when it was the guy at the bar he said to the gal .....wash my car......or walk my dog

2006-10-14 13:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0 0

Wish I could find one of those guys!

2006-10-14 13:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I love it! thanks!

as a note of appreciation I'm sharing my file

2006-10-14 13:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha that is why women are always going to win guys think about sex while girls are wondering how to use sex to control them

2006-10-14 14:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by hedley_20 3 · 0 0

*falls over laughing*
Oh my god, that's hilarious.
Now does the guy actually clean? nope, he takes the money and runs.

2006-10-14 13:25:06 · answer #9 · answered by callitwhatyoulike 3 · 0 0

OMG funny

2006-10-14 14:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by keddy 2 · 0 0

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