"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Just how big were those two beers?"
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
2006-10-14 12:30:32 · 20 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha! i like the mickey mouse one best, but all of em were good
2006-10-14 12:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by rainbow power 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Police are said to be combing the area after a truckload of wigs were hijacked.
A huge hole has appeared in Oxford Street, Police are looking into it.
Thefts of natural xmas trees from a local plantation have police stumped.
Police arrested two youths, one eating fireworks, the other drinking battery acid. Let the first off and charged the second.
All toilets were vandalised in Bethnal Green nick. A spokesman said they had nothing to go on.
The same nick suffered a spate of light bulb thefts. Police are left in the dark.
A man was arrested at Glasgow Central after stealing from the left luggage. A spokesman said it was an open and shut case.
40 dogs were stolen from the famous Battersea home, police have said they have no leads
2006-10-14 12:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by Giordino 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've got in no way had a foul come upon with a police officer, yet i discover that they are unsympathetic and on occasion very short with people, like they have not got time to hearken to you out. that's confusing for them and for us, I desire we could arise with a extra effective equipment.
2016-10-16 05:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No sir, this is not a strip joint it is Los Angeles Police headquarters
2006-10-14 13:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by Luis B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are awsome!
Have you seen this advertisent spread around by the police....
"Police help take down Jay-Walkers"
2006-10-14 12:34:41 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are ok, but you would think differently if you were the one they say that 2. believe me, I no. lol
2006-10-15 10:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by Eric H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. LMAO. Love the ending, In god we trust ...... LOL. Hey, do you mind if I use that in my 360
2006-10-17 12:21:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are some good ones
2006-10-14 12:32:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
And you wanna know something to say to a cop who pulled you over? "What's the problem officer, I don't have any blood in my alcohol"
2006-10-14 12:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♀♥♂☮Trippy Hippie☮♂♥♀ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
those are funny ive heard some good ones but those are funny
2006-10-14 12:33:55 · answer #10 · answered by sheetmetalroofer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋