A panda walks into a bar, runs to the bar nuts and wolfs them down. He then pulls out a gun and fires into the air three times. As he turns to leave, the barman says to him, ''What the hell was that all about?''. The panda, stops and throws the barman a badley punctuated dictionary. I have to, look it up, says the panda. The barman thumbs through the dictionary until he reaches the entry he's after and reads..
PANDA. Eats shoots and leaves.
2006-10-14 12:30:18 · 36 answers · asked by Stevie t 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahhahaha never eard this b4 and am very tired, think I will join you and go to bed.......no......... not ..........join you in bed,.,,,,,,.,,,ugghhh sorry soooo tired had a busy day!!!
2006-10-14 12:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by Littlestar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Except if the dictionary was badly punctuated, and he mistook it to be something instructing him to consume, kill and exit a place, it would actually read 'eats, shoots and leaves'. You ruined your own punchline I'm afraid.
2006-10-14 12:36:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the guy who escaped from Broadmoor and raped a couple of women in a laundrette. Headlines in the local paper were :
NUT BOLTS, SCREWS WASHERS
2006-10-14 12:39:55 · answer #3 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but needs work on the presentation
2006-10-14 12:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It' only 7!
2006-10-14 12:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by EMO cupcake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW a blast from the past that reminds me of my childhood
2006-10-14 12:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, it was a bit confusing the first time I read it, but I get it now.
2006-10-14 12:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
think you need to see someone about these pandas your seeing and hearing lol
2006-10-14 13:14:59 · answer #8 · answered by kpnuttyuk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick,, go to bed now before you find anymore old jokes.
2006-10-14 12:32:20 · answer #9 · answered by banditblue1200 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good Night
2006-10-14 13:43:51 · answer #10 · answered by mozzie_2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better go to bed an ddream of a great joke to tell,,,, cause that was Bad,,, real bad,,
2006-10-14 12:44:17 · answer #11 · answered by thanks to our brave troops, 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋