Are These Special Apples?

Question

A man is driving down a country road when he sees a sign, "Apples $5.00 each."

Intrigued to find out why an apple should cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the apples are so expensive.

The farmer says, "These are special peanut butter and jelly apples. Here, try one."

The man takes a bite and says, "Unbelievable; I taste the peanut butter but not the jelly."

The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does and then he savors a sweet jelly taste.

The farmer says, "I've got ham and cheese apples, too, but they're $10.00 each."

The man is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow, These are great but I taste the ham but not the cheese."

The farmer says, "Turn it around."

He does, takes a bite and a rich, creamy cheese taste fills his mouth.

The farmer says," Now, if you really like those, I've got some very special apples that cost $50.00 each. They're P-u-s-s-y Apples."

The man cannot resist and buys one. He takes a bite and says, "YUCK, these taste like s-h-i-t!"

The farmer says, "Turn it around."

Answer 1

LMAO. OMG. You did it again. You made me laugh my *** off.!!!!! LMAOLOL. You are king

Answer 2

LOL....I love them when they are so bad yet so funny. Hey did the apple guy ever get paid

Answer 3

Lol very funny, but kinda disturbing, hehe

Answer 4

that was soo funny. i would never imagine someone making a joke like that in a million years.good job putting that on here!!!or else i would have never heard it.

Answer 5

YaaaaaaaaaaWN

Answer 6

Chuckle, in a yucky appalling sort of way.

Answer 7

hahaha thats a good one

Answer 8

i like that one. definately funny!!

Answer 9

was that a joke cause it wasnt funny....

Answer 10

that is great. best laugh i've had all week.