My hemmoroids have been flaring up like a solar flare in June. My stinky little balloons have incapacitated me to the point of being bed ridden. Jesus please send someone over to pop those smelly bastards, I need relief
2006-10-14 12:19:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
okay, will do
2006-10-14 12:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by Lover of my soul 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I will pray for you but this sounds like a joke. Either way I pray whenever asked.
Peace Be With You,
Debra
For Larry: If you mean the type to pray, then you are correct. As to the type to "pop them" wrong. Not my job. I am a nurse not a doctor. I also do not usually touch any man outside of my job,husband , and family.
2006-10-14 12:21:51 · answer #2 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lord, please send some Preparation H over to Jibba Jabba. Give him relief from the pain of his hemorrhoids. Father God, you know every hair on his head and I know you care for all parts of his body. Help him get to the Walmart to get what he needs.
In Jesus Name
Amen
2006-10-14 12:24:34 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Vicki 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oooh! Now MY prayers have been answered. Here I was, asking Heaven to send me a sign and then I stumble across THIS! Oh, happy days!
Okay. Stay right where you are. I'll grab my butthole-healing kit and be right there....Happy days, happy days!
2006-10-14 12:30:25 · answer #4 · answered by Lilly-rose D 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I for one, am praying.. don't expect relief any time soon tho'.
Let's all light a candle under Jibba Jabba's butt. Amen.
2006-10-14 12:27:32 · answer #5 · answered by eantaelor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a feeling that you are being sacastic. But if you're not, you should not pop them, go to a doctor. Sometimes if they become too severe, surgery is necessary.
2006-10-14 12:22:34 · answer #6 · answered by Olivia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy some cream from the pharmacy...and stop sitting on those damp steps and walls
2006-10-14 12:24:26 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shall we all light a candle for Jibba Jabba?!?!
2006-10-14 12:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by Hellsdiner 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tie some thread around each one very tight...Few weeks they'll be gone...
Apply kerosene as needed...
2006-10-14 12:24:57 · answer #9 · answered by Madmax 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mr. t ain't old enough to have hemorrhoids!!!
God Bless
2006-10-14 12:31:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just did. Hope those dingleberries go away soon!
2006-10-14 12:22:33 · answer #11 · answered by Shining Ray of Light 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋