A man has an hour before his flight to Los Angeles. He decides to kill some time at an airport bar. He walks in and sits down next to a clearly nervous guy, who has three empty whisky glasses in front of him. The man introduces himself to the nervous guy and buys him a drink.
The man asks, "Nervous about flying?"
The nervous guy replies, "N-n-nervous? I'm t-terrified. I j-just know the p-plane is g-going t-to crash and we're g-going to d-die."
"Is this your first time flying?"
"N-no, I fly c-cross-c-country all the t-time. It's m-my job."
"Why don't you just ask your boss if you can drive cross-country?"
"H-he would never l-let me do that."
"Why not?" asks the man.
The nervous guy replies, "B-because I'm the p-pilot."
2006-10-14 12:15:02 · 7 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i figured it out, but its still kinda funny. yet scary.
2006-10-14 13:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although obvious, still a great joke
2006-10-14 19:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no drinking and flying!
2006-10-14 19:19:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol not bad
2006-10-14 19:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha sorry not funny.
2006-10-14 22:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-14 20:13:04 · answer #6 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was ok i guess ;))
2006-10-14 19:17:57 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥livin_life_and_lovin_it♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋