2006-10-14 11:40:02 · 11 answers · asked by sir buttwipe 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I see a lot of rabbits where I live, one of them has to be the Easter Bunny, or at least know him.
Santa called Jenny Craig, dropped the reindeer and tried to integrate himself to society. He calls himself James Lipton now, but I'm not fooled one bit. His clones and half brothers resume the search every November and December at Malls across the US of A in hopes that they'll run into him, and apprehend him to take him back. Don't worry Mr. Lipton yer secrets safe with me!!!
2006-10-14 11:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by Rick R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yay for humoring hysterical questions by a man named "buttwipe"
So..
Apparently, there's this scripture in the Bible that talks about a fat happy man who comes from the North and brings joy or something, I don't remember the reference because I blew it off. Then I began to think about it...C.S. Lewis uses Father Christmas in the Lion the With and the Wardrobe. Certainly it must be real when put into a story with so many religious allusions, not to mention talking animals. We all know animals talk, thus, there IS a Santa Clause. Plus, who eats our cookies? Our parents? NO! They're on diets. They wouldn't eat the cookies.
Now the Easter Bunny is pure nonsense. Everyone knows that rabbits don't get that big, and that they are afraid of humans. Because this is the case, there's no way that kids could take pictures with him/her. Furthermore, we all know that rabbits don't lay eggs. So why then, do we not have an Easter Chicken? Or an Easter Duck. Or how about the ability to not fret over painting little eggs and have an Easter Ostrich?
But, perhaps the Easter Bunny is just a very extroverted rabbit with a chicken for a mother.
But which came first? The bunny or the egg?
Oh the mysteries of life.
2006-10-14 18:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by Amber 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was told that Santa Clause would come and bring presents each year he has never done that. So I no longer believe in Santa Clause. The Easter Bunny was supposed to leave and candy hidden all over my house. He has never done this. So I no longer believe in the Easter Bunny.
May GOD rich;y bless you.
2006-10-14 19:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by Bye Bye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Clause yes as he was a real person
Easter Bunny no as he is just a bunny
2006-10-14 18:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoy these holidays but it's too hard to believe that there is a pink bunny somewhere delivering eggs or an old man getting through the chimney to bring some stuff. I just keep the fantasy in my mind.
2006-10-14 18:47:14 · answer #5 · answered by nenena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, because I am a bible thumping jackass who was born deaf, blind and dumb. Therefor I believe everything I am told about that makes my life easy. Hell, I wear wool, I am a sheep flocking to the conformity of the chosen god. Hey, when is God up for reelection?
2006-10-14 18:43:04 · answer #6 · answered by Gonzo Rat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no because i don't believe in the fairy tale life. i believe in the spirit of the stories that may possess people's heart however.
2006-10-14 18:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell yeah, I see em every year at the mall
2006-10-14 18:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by wilchy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, they are myths just like those creatures in the bible.
2006-10-14 18:45:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no because he is not real
2006-10-14 18:41:54 · answer #10 · answered by karenluvskris 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋