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to the local farmers market and buy her some veggies. I told her that her teeth just ain't holdin' up. I got her some of them soft circus peanuts, marshmellow candy, and that is mostly what I feed her. i am 30 and in love. What should I buy her for her birthday?

2006-10-14 10:56:14 · 11 answers · asked by The Method 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

11 answers

How about a tomato.

2006-10-14 10:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I say get her the biggest tub of Vaseline you can find and bust a nut in grandma's butt.

2006-10-14 17:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by neptune032701 3 · 1 1

You're thirty and dating a sventy-four year old? Gross.

2006-10-14 18:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by leged56 5 · 0 0

a set of teeth

2006-10-14 17:58:23 · answer #4 · answered by Kathy 4 · 2 0

you should go down for her on her birthday. thats a present.

2006-10-14 18:00:07 · answer #5 · answered by used1goods 4 · 1 1

You should buy her a sexual toy.

2006-10-14 18:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by joulesofaffection 3 · 0 0

why don't you see if you can get a job writing for the Redneck Comedy Hour?

2006-10-14 17:59:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

boil her veges and feed her some sausage.

2006-10-14 17:59:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

don't buy her any think and find a gf your age you nasty.

2006-10-14 17:59:45 · answer #9 · answered by Christian c 2 · 2 0

I hope ur jokin!!

2006-10-14 18:18:39 · answer #10 · answered by ღ|l°Coltrane°l|ღ 4 · 0 0

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