A duck goes into a bar and asks the landlord''have you got any bread?The landlord answers ''no we dont sell bread this is a pub''.The duck says ''have you got any bread''? The landlord says ''I told you we are a pub, we sell beer whats wrong with you''? The duck says ''have you got any bread''?The landlord says ''if you dont stop this I will nail your beak to the f''king bar''.The duck says ''have you got any nails''? the landlord says ''no I havent''.The duck says''have you got any bread''?!!!!!!!
2006-10-14 10:37:03 · 26 answers · asked by pasky 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Two thumbs up!
Quakaty QUACK!!!
Guess it's the ducks lucky day.
He's not gonna get "hammered at the bar"
So to speak.
QUACK...........
2006-10-14 10:44:09 · answer #1 · answered by Stacy M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. How do you like this one though...
A man goes to a Dr and says Dr I have a real problem. Every so often I keep thinking I'm a moth.
The Dr replies, Why have you come to see me? It's obviously a mental health problem and there is a psychiatrist in the next office.
The man replies, Yeah I know but your light was on.
2006-10-14 17:49:21 · answer #2 · answered by paddymac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thought the punch line was going to rhyme with any bread or something, certainly not the best duck joke I've ever heard not that i know any other duck jokes, only interested in getting to level two I'm new you see!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-14 17:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by julie knows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snore
2006-10-15 08:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should have asked for quackers!! Seriously, that one was very funny. Got any nails? lOL
2006-10-14 17:39:31 · answer #5 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'v heard this one before, but I still think it's funny lol
2006-10-14 19:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by Bubbly me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and when the barman said where's ya money the duck said put it on my bill.
2006-10-14 17:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im gonna lend him some nails
2006-10-14 21:00:41 · answer #8 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heared this one b4, but it was over a period of time, and it was grapes.
2006-10-14 18:11:20 · answer #9 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this kind of joke before, but you rearranged it.
2006-10-14 17:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋