In order to raise fund for his church by participating in racing this priest decided to buy a horse however, at the local auction, the price for horses was so high so he settled on a donkey and decided to race it. To his surprise, the donkey came in 3rd place. Next day, the racing sheets carried this headline: PREACHER SHOWS A$S
Happy preacher entered the donkey in races again, and this time the animal won 1st place. The paper said:
'PREACHER'S A$S OUT IN FRONT'
The Bishop was so upset with these sort of publicities and he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey, priest handed over the animal to a nun in a local convent. The next day, the headlines read: NUN HAS BEST A$S IN TOWN
Furious bishop ordered to dispose of the donkey. The nun searched & found a farmer willing to buy the animal for 10 dollars. The bishop dead reading the next day news headline: NUN PEDDLES A$S FOR TEN BUCKS!
2006-10-14 10:13:20 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Definately worth the read. Two thumbs up.....
LOL!
♥
2006-10-14 10:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by Stacy M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! That donkey is bad luck!
2006-10-14 10:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
after the first headline it became predictably boring
2006-10-14 10:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before. Still is a very funny joke. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-15 01:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA,,,,,,,,,naughty .........still not possible to stop laughing.
........hahahaha.......I like it...thumbs up
2006-10-14 21:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh, herd it b4!
2006-10-14 10:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by Confused?! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry just o.k.
2006-10-14 10:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know
2006-10-14 10:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by carlos_mccoy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long......not worth it
2006-10-14 10:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by shiva1632 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
small snigger but ok
2006-10-14 10:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋