Mother and daughter went in a persian rug store,and asked for the price of one beautiful rug.the owner throw a challenge "if you do not fart while i am having sex with any of you two, the rug is free".To this the daughter tell her mom "the rug is ours", so they go the back room.Minutes later the woman come back crying and say "Sorry,mom, i farted".The mom all mad goes"i have more experience,i'm gonna show him".and she goes in and prrrrrrtt, she farts.the owner " come back any day"So the women went home and the daughter cryes to her grandma about their misadventure, granny all freaking mad, because this dude "F" for free her relatives, said " i am going take revenge, and out she goes to the store, mother and daughter look with admiration the elder as she leavOne hour later, the women can see the granny coming back with the rug on her shoulder, they are so happy and ask "how you win the rug?" and she responds"Win? I **** myself and now i have to wash the rug".
2006-10-14 09:24:32 · 17 answers · asked by GUAPOMOZZ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats so sick that i cant stop laughing
2006-10-14 10:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww! Tee Hee Hee!
2006-10-14 16:30:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Nasty, but funny.
2006-10-14 17:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by #1 Candy Fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So why did they fart in the first place? I guess I don't get it.
2006-10-14 16:34:53 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gross N funny too
2006-10-14 17:17:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats bad, lol
2006-10-14 16:28:28 · answer #6 · answered by mt_lil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think it was really funny but.... it doesnt offend me
i know more a whole lot nastier guaranteed to get you a violation
2006-10-14 16:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by WANTED 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sodomy is not legal in th united states
2006-10-14 16:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just one term: LMBO.
2006-10-14 16:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I forgot to laugh....
2006-10-14 16:28:14 · answer #10 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋