A sailor is on a ship full of males. After being exhausted pleasuring himself he goes to the captain,
"Please help me, I’m so frustrated. Where can I really get some action?"
"Well you see that barrel over there? At midnight tonight go over there and s*ag that hole. Believe me this will be the best sex you have ever had" The captain replied. At midnight the young sailor did as he was told and at midnight went to the barrel.
The next day the sailor finds the Captain,
"My God, that was the best I have ever had, even with my girlfriend - how can I ever repay you?"
"Your turn in the barrel"
2006-10-14 08:33:03 · 28 answers · asked by Dan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Completely sickening BUT absolutely hilarious!!
Good Job Mate, thumbs up for you!
2006-10-14 11:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found this funny, I sent this to a friend who was in the navy and he said it isn't too far from the truth
2006-10-14 10:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by oinky78 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it 6/10. It was not the best, but it was not the worst either. Keep them coming!
2006-10-14 08:49:14 · answer #3 · answered by Meighan L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not new but still very funny, top marks my boy, and a thumbs up!
2006-10-14 09:53:44 · answer #4 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice and porn just the way i like it lol hahaahaaaa! just stick ur weiner in the hole and wait for some action!!!
2006-10-14 09:02:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he ha ha
2006-10-14 08:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats rough but extremely funny nice one lol
2006-10-14 09:05:02 · answer #7 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee!
2006-10-14 08:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok that is just too many sea men on that boat then. He he, sea men.
2006-10-14 08:55:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-14 08:41:56 · answer #10 · answered by sue r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋