I was at the cashpoint earlier when this little old lady asked me if I would check her balance? So I pushed the ***** over!
2006-10-14 08:11:26 · 17 answers · asked by mistickle17 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The same old lady passed me in the park today while i was eating a pizza! She had a little old dog with her and it sat there begging at me! I asked her if i could throw it a bit. She said "yes" so i picked up the mutt and flung it into the pond!!! lol
2006-10-14 08:17:19 · answer #1 · answered by Steven S 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
While u were at the cashpoint did u read the tabloids?
Ellen Degeneres was found drowned to death.
They found her face down on Rikki Lake
2006-10-14 08:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you ask her if you could offer anything else? Perhaps help usng the cashpoint.
2006-10-14 08:18:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It happened to me once when I went to my local bank, I asked the cashier to check my balance, the ***** poked me in to eye
2006-10-14 08:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by Savant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be she was carrying a small old type weighing balance with her to get it checked by you ? Ha Ha Ha ...No body comes to cash counter to check their physical cabability of self balance!! Well... indeed it was a good attempt to make the mood lighter...Enjoyed Thanks!!
2006-10-14 08:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda funny but terrible at the same time
2006-10-14 08:14:55 · answer #6 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a kind and helpful lady you are, if you see me in the street, n i ask you a favour that can be taken differently than intended, ignore me n fck off!!
2006-10-14 08:18:19 · answer #7 · answered by chris s 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Love it brilliant !
2006-10-14 08:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so obedient girl
2006-10-14 09:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny, I crapped myself!!
2006-10-14 08:19:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋