doctor doctor ive got 3 fannies and the doctor says let me have a look then and agrees with her and puts 2 plasters over the fannies and the woman asks what will that do doctors reply itll stop you getting f____ left right and centre
2006-10-14 07:04:03 · 12 answers · asked by porker animal 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So thats what you do then - has anyone got any spare plasters.......
2006-10-14 07:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id like to play piggy in the middle
2006-10-14 07:10:45 · answer #2 · answered by tomzy33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I could have three men mmmmmmmmm
2006-10-14 07:23:35 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pair became on their honeymoon, mendacity in mattress, approximately waiting to consummate their marriage, whilst the hot bride says to the husband, "I definitely have a confession to make, i'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "that's no huge element on the triumphing time." The spouse keeps, "Yeah, i've got been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who became the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "properly, he's prosperous, properly widely used and good-looking. i'm able to ascertain why you went to mattress with him." The husband and spouse then make passionate love. whilst they are finished, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the spouse. The husband says, "i'm hungry, i became going to call room provider and get some thing to eat." "Tiger would not do this." "Oh yeah? What could Tiger do?" "He'd come back to mattress and do it a 2d time." The husband places down the telephone and is going back to mattress to make love a 2d time. whilst they end, he gets up and is going over to the telephone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "i'm nonetheless hungry so i became going to get room provider to get some thing to eat." "Tiger would not do this." "Oh yeah? What could Tiger do?" "He'd come back to mattress and do it lower back." the guy slams down the telephone, is going back to mattress, and makes love one extra time. whilst they end he's drained and beat. He drags himself over to the telephone and starts to dial. The spouse asks, "Are you calling room provider?" "No! i'm calling Tiger Woods, to ascertain what the par is for this damn hollow."
2016-10-16 04:48:03 · answer #4 · answered by gaffke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a titter im afraid.
2006-10-14 07:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are wicked!
2006-10-14 07:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL....
Tis the way you tell 'em
2006-10-14 07:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um no
2006-10-14 07:30:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are wicked!
2006-10-14 07:12:25 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL I like it !
2006-10-14 07:08:23 · answer #10 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋