Once there was a man who loved baked beans. He would eat up to 5 and sometimes 6 plates at a time, but that always be followed with smelly, loud, stinky gas.
One day he met a beautiful lady and decided to talk to her. They started seeing each other.
Since he did not want her to smell his nasty gas after eating beans, he made the sacrifice, and stopped eating them. One year later they were married.
On his birthday, the next year, he was coming home from work, when suddenly his car broke down.
He called his wife to tell her what had happened, and also to let her know that he would be home a little late. She said she understood, but to hurry, because she had a surprise for him.
On his way he saw a diner and smelled baked beans cooking inside. Since he had to walk 6 miles to get home, he figured that by the time he got there all the smelly gas would be gone.
He went in and ate 7 bowls of baked beans. On his way back home, he was farting nasty and smelly
gas.
Finally he got home and on the door his wife had hung a blind fold for him to wear, so he
wouldn't peek.
She sat him at the table, when all of a sudden the phone rang. She made him promise he wouldn't peek until she got back.
Unfortunately, his gas came back and he couldn't hold it in any longer. Since she was taking so long, he decided to let it go.
He picked up his leg and let it rip. It smelled so bad, he had to get a napkin and fan so she wouldn't smell it.
He wanted to fart again, so he once again picked uo his leg, but this time it was so loud and smelly, that it shook the windows and killed the flowers.
After a couple of more farts his wife finally got off the phone, so he stopped.
When she took the blind fold off to his surprise, there were 12 guests seated at the table.
2006-10-14 06:58:09 · 25 answers · asked by kate 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nope cant say ive heard this before pretty good though thanks for sharing
2006-10-14 07:01:41 · answer #1 · answered by jk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah this was sent to me in an email, except it was the woman that had the farting problem.
2006-10-14 14:04:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny and nasty 7/10
2006-10-14 14:04:17 · answer #3 · answered by marc_07_2003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it 1001 times.Until it stopped being funny.
2006-10-14 20:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scatologically enlightening.
2006-10-14 14:00:53 · answer #5 · answered by Harris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha that's hilarious also the first time i've ever heard it
2006-10-14 15:08:22 · answer #6 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She knew, and she wanted to embarrass him.
This man could harness his stench for future fuel.
2006-10-14 14:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by skystriker65 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG That Was Hillarious!
2006-10-14 14:02:14 · answer #8 · answered by Catnipgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome. I love fart jokes.
2006-10-14 14:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only about 500 times. ;)
Well, make that 501 now.
2006-10-14 14:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by NecropolisXR 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was not bad, but I don't love fart jokes!
2006-10-14 14:15:16 · answer #11 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋