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This guy at the bus station told me that he didn't have no clap,but he had a bunch of bug bites on his weiner. I believed him, and now I have a big cold sore on my mouth, and Ma says it's somnthin called herpes. What is a good cure for this afflickion?

2006-10-14 06:47:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

10 answers

You are a hoot!

2006-10-14 12:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by sheeny 6 · 1 0

clap is actually a slang term for gonorrhea...but maybe they WERE bugbites and his crabs jumped off his pubes and onto your mustache...maybe you just have bugbites too! Shave all the hair on your body and take a bath in vinegar. that should do the trick. And try to avoid handing out oral sex at the bus station. Get some class and at least his up the train station.

2006-10-14 07:05:25 · answer #2 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 2 0

See, you should have listened to your Ma! Never talk to strangers! Your Pa is gonna kill you.

2006-10-14 10:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 0 0

I don't know here,is answering this guys questions gonna be like drinking that cola you get out of the machine at walmart?

2006-10-14 06:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Whatever you do, you're going to have to stay away from your sister for the next few months, until you get it cleared up.

2006-10-14 06:49:44 · answer #5 · answered by John P 4 · 4 0

You`re a poor fake.

2006-10-14 06:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by Hamish 7 · 1 0

GO SEE A DOCTOR !!! and stay away from weenies with bug bites on them

2006-10-14 07:07:02 · answer #7 · answered by an old guy 3 · 1 0

Tell your papa and take your licking

2006-10-14 07:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0 0

Go to the doctor.

2006-10-14 06:48:53 · answer #9 · answered by michael2003c2003 5 · 0 0

i aint got no clue.

2006-10-14 06:50:40 · answer #10 · answered by fvdvdv 6 · 0 0

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