2006-10-14 05:58:50 · 16 answers · asked by jules 4 in Health ➔ Other - Health
i have horrible tonsilitis i am 27 i thought young people only got that.
2006-10-14 06:03:50 · update #1
Take heart in the fact that You are Young! Polite! and Interesting!
How's my aim??
Get better Soon!!(Seriously!!)
2006-10-14 06:01:39 · answer #1 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This man had a very rude parrot that continually swore and hurled abuse.Fed up with the bird he decided to put it in the fridge for a few minutes to cool him down a little and teach him a lesson. At first the swearing continued through the closed door then there was complete silence. Worried about the parrot, the man opened the door.The parrot came out and appologised for his rudeness then asked very politely "forgive me for asking but would you be kind enough to tell me, what did the turkey do?"
Hope this cheers you up a little...
Try gargling with hot water and lemon juice, or suck a fruit lolly . It can help relieve the pain.
2006-10-14 06:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by WISE OWL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many years ago i used to be a bus conductor.One day i was standing outside the bus talking to the driver.An intending passenger asked me if we went to such and such a place.I replied no we are the wrong bus company.He asked me how long would the next 1 be.I replied about 36ft the same length as this one.He then asked me if that bus would have a shithouse on like this 1.All my passengers heard this,i just wanted to crawl away.
2006-10-14 06:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well lets see, depending on your illness, and all you want is a smile? Try saying "RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPER BUGGIES", or "HOW MANY CHUCKS COULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD" or "SALLY SELLS SEA SHELLS DOWN BY THE SEA SHORE", or "PETER PIPIER PICKED A PECK OF PICKELED PEPPERS, IF PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS WHEREW THE PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS PETER PIPER PICKED"... Just try saying any of those three times in a row, fast, with out fumbling words! that might bring a smile to you...
2006-10-14 06:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by ***BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!!!*** 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two fish swim into a brick wall one says to the other damn by Oliver age 6
did you here Paul McCartney bourght Heather a plane for christmas and a razor for her other leg
two parrots sitting on a perch one says to the other can you smell fish
2006-10-14 06:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went through the drive through yesterday at Wendy's and ordered a hamburger and a "Plain" baked potato. When I said Plain, there girl said "HUH?" so I repeated myself : PLAIN........HUH? She said again. PLAIN, P-L-A-I-N I repeated. HUH? She said..........so I drove to the window so I could tell her face to face. I said give me a potato, JUST a potato......to which she replied.....OH a potato with NUTTIN ON IT....... So now I know, when ordering a plain potato at Wendy's, the correct terminology is a POTATO WITH NUTTIN ON IT. sheesh
2006-10-14 06:23:11 · answer #6 · answered by big_shot_nurse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile and the world smiles with u!!!!!!!!!!!
Fart and ur on ur own!!!!!!!! lol
Bill S stole my idea!!!!!!! lol okay ill have to do better
Remeber life is sh it
cows mak sh it
so lifes a cow!!!!! lol not as good as my original
2006-10-14 06:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by misssherlock06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres something funny....Tony Blair and the Labour government
2006-10-14 06:07:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me: knock knock
You: who's there?
Me: Interrupting Cow.
You: Interru Me: MOOOOOOOOO
2006-10-14 06:04:17 · answer #9 · answered by Kiki_Potamus_the_Hobo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about i help you imagine something you have probably never considered before... Braces on Dentures?
2006-10-14 06:00:50 · answer #10 · answered by The phoenix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋