There has been some concern over so called "Racist" jokes recently. As an Italian American and my wife being Asian American, or more to the point, both of us being AMERICANS, we find a lack of humor about ourselves today, so I'm going to tell a " WOP " joke that was passed on to me from an asian, and I found funny!!
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country . . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives "
Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell MISSISSIPPI
2006-10-14 05:49:54 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO i love this one!! great joke matey!! ;)
2006-10-14 05:52:53 · answer #1 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i really like this joke.
As to so-called racist jokes in general - i think that all humour is based on situations where one person or thing for some reason or another does / says something that is funny. There are very few jokes that could not - by some stretch / ngle be considered '-ist' of some kind. If we cant laugh at ourselves then we shouldnt laugh at anyone else - but the world definately needs laughter so keep going x ps. thanks for making me smile!!
2006-10-14 06:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by Lynjen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best Italian joke I've heard in a while. Good job. Out of ten: 8.
2006-10-14 06:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a cool one!! I must admit I didn't get at first! But when I re-read it it came to me! Highly original I must say and definately not racist at all!
2006-10-14 06:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hardly Amusing.
2006-10-14 05:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I wish i was 10 years younger so i can laugh at this joke again..........it is quite funny if you have never heard it b4.....6/10
2006-10-14 06:44:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats a good 1
2006-10-14 05:56:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool proves that it is bad to listen on others conversations
2006-10-14 06:02:17 · answer #8 · answered by GoodtoKnow♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
at least it wasnt two irish men paddy 1 and paddy 2 lol there is enough of those jokes going around but urs is funny!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-14 05:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by misssherlock06 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brill joke!
2006-10-14 06:48:42 · answer #10 · answered by vwsal22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha~
Do italians really talk like that~? 0.o
(i just wanna know)
2006-10-14 05:53:18 · answer #11 · answered by Ojcc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋