There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea--each time they had sex, they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy bank.
They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year. After that time, they decided that there was enough money for their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings and said: "Isn't it strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into the piggy. But I see tons of $50.00 bills and a few $100.00 bills."
The wife replied, "Do you think that everybody is as stingy as you are?"
2006-10-14 05:44:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i just got it..good one
2006-10-14 05:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by scorpiobaby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keeping your legs open does not give your privates any more air than keeping it closed. It's the same because first of all, you are WEARING PANTS. If you're wearing shorts, it doesn't make a difference either! I feel that it is rude and is a very stupid thing to do. It takes up space and they just do that to show their manliness. I think that is now considered as a masculine way to sit. I guess that perception came from the streets, as those gangster guys probably invented it. As a guy, I don't sit like that. It's a rude and stupid thing to do. I don't find anymore comfort from it than sitting with my legs closed, there's no difference. And I don't want to flaunt anything or try to give off a vibe. There's also no need to do that, it's STUPID. And that was rude of him to do that to you. How inconsiderate. =/ Edit: I agree with the space thing where it is required so that nothing is squished. However, you do not need such a HUGE gap like that to not let it get squished.
2016-03-28 08:50:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one and guess some of the others can't get it but I do but also you could say the same joke but change the end of it for a different outcome, hope you post some more and anything goes with me,cheers for the entertainment
2006-10-14 06:12:56 · answer #3 · answered by s_d_wadham 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's been busy, can't explain all the jokes. Some of them you have to get on the first try.
2006-10-14 06:11:23 · answer #4 · answered by David Y 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the Ones who couldn't get it ! --- You really need to get it , to get it ?! How was that! Nice and Hilarious One!!!
2006-10-14 06:31:13 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sexy joke>>>>hehehehe>>>>
After spreading it wide open one will have fun>>>>the citizen is very naughty
2006-10-14 05:49:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's good. Props.
2006-10-14 06:16:31 · answer #7 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-14 17:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must be slow i really don't get it
2006-10-14 05:50:27 · answer #9 · answered by GoodtoKnow♥ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I agree I don't get it either!
2006-10-14 05:53:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋