What is white and swings through the trees'?
Tarzan the fridge.
What is black white and cool?
A fridge with a leather jacket on.
What is white and if it fell out of a tree and hit you on the head it woukld kill you?
Yep you guessed, its a fridge.
Now then, to all you racist joke haters out there. These are simple jokes They are by no means meant to ostracise silver, or any other colour fridges from our multi fridge society.
Just havin a laugh and the fridge don't mind. He havin a laugh too watchin the washing machine takin the piss out of the knickers...
2006-10-14 05:32:26 · 24 answers · asked by Ali 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love you to Andy K
2006-10-14 05:36:00 · update #1
i love fridges (and fridge jokes) they do so much for us! like they magicly always have food in them! u can store a water ballon in there so that the waters really cold when u use it against a siblien (brother or sister)! its a sorce of cold when its hot outside! its a sorce of cold when its cold outside! and if they have a built in freezer u can freeze a water ballon to use against u brother or sister! u can throw them at people who innoy u (if ur really strong)!
they have a magic light inside them! pretty light!
bush sucks! >____________________
2006-10-14 05:42:35 · answer #1 · answered by spy_master49 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say sorry to the fridges thats just plain cruel
Just Kiddin!!
2006-10-14 12:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by GoodtoKnow♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ones>>>
Funny Quotes From Arnold Schwarzenegger:
"Well, there was no sex for 14 days." -on getting the cold shoulder from his wife after backing President George W. Bush at the Republican Convention
"To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don't be economic girlie men!" –at the Republican convention
"If they don't have the guts to come up here in front of you and say, 'I don't want to represent you, I want to represent those special interests, the unions, the trial lawyers ... if they don't have the guts, I call them girlie men." –describing Democratic lawmakers in California
2006-10-14 12:44:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
STOP RIGHT THERE!!
before I call the GFAACTF!!
(Great fridge association against cruelty to fridges!)
2006-10-14 13:22:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how do you know the fridge doesnt find that fridgism what about silver fridges dont ya think they might feel your discriminating against them?
2006-10-14 18:08:58 · answer #5 · answered by shell 27 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you racist silver and black fridge hater
2006-10-14 15:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By the way , Would you call me a racist if I want to know,what colored hair you have all over your groin, Black or Blonde ? Ha Ha Ha ...Cool One!!!
2006-10-14 12:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's green, got six legs and if it came out of a tree at you would kill you?
A snooker table.
2006-10-14 14:55:44 · answer #8 · answered by John H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was all the jokes about white fridges? why not use a black fridge. you RACIST!!!!
2006-10-14 12:36:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
m an indian i dnt think its racst. if ne1 dus then i dn tthink u shud b tellin em dnt mind like that. itd just hurt em more. lol. gd jokes though.
2006-10-14 13:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by sugarpie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay now im fridge racist
2006-10-14 17:22:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋