thats the punhline to my second favourite joke of all time. i want you to guess at the set up to the punchline....
2006-10-14 01:51:19 · 10 answers · asked by nice_use 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My cat jumps on my bed in the morning and starts to paw me, I know it's time to feed him but I'm tired so I say to him "Go feed yourself" he replies "Me? How??"
2006-10-19 20:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you just kick me up the a*se you one legged freak?
i like the use of second favourite joke in there. LOL
2006-10-14 01:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man was driving along the road when a cat darted out in front of his car.Unable to stop in time,he ran over the cat and killed it.Feeling terribly guilty,he picked up the body and took it to the cat's owner-a little white-haired old lady.
"I'm really sorry,"he said,but I'm afraid I've run over your cat.I'd like to replace it."
"Sure,"said the old lady."How are you at catching mice?"
Me?......How?
2006-10-14 02:35:58 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's got to have some thing to do with an Indian
2006-10-19 12:46:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
"Me?......How?"
2006-10-14 01:58:43 · answer #5 · answered by pinhed_1976 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's that old mermaid one, right?
2006-10-19 05:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by artleyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha darren said it right i think, (kidding man)
2006-10-14 01:56:59 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you a cat
2006-10-14 01:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by darren v 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cant think of any
2006-10-14 01:53:29 · answer #9 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when
2006-10-19 08:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋