1. REHAB is for quitters.
2. I'm not Santa, but you can still sit on my lap.
3. PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.
4. Squirrels: Nature's little speed bumps.
5. My Indian name is Runs With Beer.
6. 333: I'm only evil half the time.
7. Getting married was her idea.
2006-10-14 01:31:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes, if you can think of it, say it and spell it, then it is real.
2006-10-14 01:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES
I have the top one, and have seen some of the others.
Others I have
ELVIS IS DEAD, GET OVER IT
BEER, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SOLVE THE WORLDS PROBLEMS OVER A SPRITZER
BEER, MORE THAN JUST A BREAKFAST DRINK
BEER, IT'S NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS
ORGASM DONOR (on a design that looks like an organ donor card)
BIRDS WANT MY CUSTARD - LOVE FAT JUST ADD WOMAN (On a birds custard design)
STOP LOOKING AT MY C0CK - With a very small picture of a cockerel below it.
MELLOW STAGES - LET YOUR FINGERS DO THE ROLLING
NICE - JUST DID IT, with a spliff as the Nike logo.
My personal favourite, along with the Elvis one
5/4 PEOPLE HAVE TROUBLE WITH FRACTIONS
Might add more as I remember them.
2006-10-14 01:37:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they are all t-shirt sayings except #7 I haven't heard that one...but that doesn't mean that it doesn't exist, I just haven't come across it yet. lol Are you looking into making t-shirt's or just getting some? I usually get mine at Anchor Blue, Pac Sun, Wal-Mart usually has good ones (cheaper too)....My fav that I have says, "Where my peeps at?" and then has a pix of the little marshmellow guys. Any way, have a wonderful day!
2006-10-14 02:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. i ought to repeat...wow. regrettably i'm fairly specific those are actual. it quite is the form of stuff that provides Christians a foul call, portray us as "crazies" and zealots. i'm sorry to work out something like this. i could in simple terms want to wish that the spirit wherein it become all started become a reliable coronary heart, in simple terms went somewhat off the deep end. I mean a number of them are ok, yet a majority of them are in simple terms no longer tasteful in any respect!!!
2016-10-19 09:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a few with similar humorous content:
One has a weather vane with a cockerel: WEATHER PREDICTOR: WHETHER SHE WILL / WHETHER SHE WONT
I was so fed up with seeing the other version that I had to get this one: APPLECRUMBLE AND FISH
I saw one this other day:
OK, I'M HERE, NOW, WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES?
2006-10-14 01:53:29 · answer #5 · answered by Treat Infamy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are cute,
may i add just one?
Procrastinators of the World Unite! Tomorrow!
2006-10-14 01:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got this T Shirt for my husband. It was a great deal
2006-10-14 02:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never seen #6...but the rest are.
2006-10-14 01:35:26 · answer #8 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, these are not real.
They are abstract and only exist in your mind and on Yahoo Answers.
2006-10-15 12:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by Infilia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2. maybe it means you are not Santa but you can still ride the thing with me (thing is like : bout,aeroplane,cars and other transport things ) hope it helps??
2006-10-14 01:36:45 · answer #10 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes they are. I have several t-shirt websites bookmarked that have shirts like that.
2006-10-14 01:35:36 · answer #11 · answered by Obsean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋